By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.

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br0ccoli 14

"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."

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matt98_fml 13

Maybe OP muttered someone elses name while she was sleeping.

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rattusrattus 18

"Oh Benedict Cumberbatch, spank me harder!"

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alissa222 15

But then he'll get the nickname bendy dick cum on my baps. D:

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molzipan 16

I know that if I was muttering about Benedict my patner wouldn't mind. That man is a fox.

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lukep135 6

*snore snore* your brothers dick is bigger *snore snore

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olpally 32

I must admit I had a good chuckle at this comment... Lol. Well done! :D

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perdix 29

You gave him your tips for faking orgasms.

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icrest80 4

Since when does perdix get thumbed down?

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BlackRogue 8

Perdix-you should have 35 in stead of 33 :( I tried to thumb you up(thumb-up you?) on my phone and I hit the wrong one...my bad.

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verkaderk 9

Lol I do it all the time too. My fiancé just laughs though

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chimichangaballs 7

Me too but my fiancé gets mad! He's supposed to ask me the code word now so he can tell if I'm actually conscious or talking in my sleep again but he forgets & I wake up to him pissed off "Stop lying! You were talking to me!" "Baby I was asleep! I don't know what's going on!" It's so annoying

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DespairFaction 11

You probably said another guys name and how huge he was compared to your current partner.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Take a short step off a tall cliff and go kill yourself!

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atitud3 12

I think he was hinting that OP is a "beaverbeaber" and bevause of what she said about beaver in her sleep, the boyfriend left her. Don't worry. I don't like beavers.

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kms1777 6

That has to suck. I talk in my sleep and my cousins use it against me all the time. It can ruin quite a lot of relationships. Romantic, Friendships, Family, etc. Sorry OP!

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Pandacupcakelove 26

That must suck! :( I only talked in my sleep once and all I said was "Oh no!", luckily :P If I always talked in my sleep... I would probably be in a mental hospital! X)

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Dogbite1313 5

That's why I let people know I talk in my sleep.

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UsernameHere234 13

That's the best course of action prior to sleep talking and OP will probably do that from now on but its clear she didn't know she talks in her sleep prior to this occurrence

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Last night, I had a dream I was trying to helping a car crash victim. I screamed "help, help! I'm in need of assistance!" and ended up being the laughing stock of the family.

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Dogbite1313 5

Trust me she would know, I've done it since I was little. My family always joked with me about it.

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UsernameHere234 13

Some people wake up when they sleep talk, true, but not everyone. I sleep talk and only sometimes do I wake up because of it.

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Dogbite1313 5

Who said anything about people waking up do to talking in their sleep I missed that?

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