Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name... - FML

By storrent - 05/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Houston

Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 05:01

Today, after waking up beside my girlfriend to get ready to go to work, I leaned down to kiss her while she was still asleep, and she said, "Have a good day Jake." My name starts with a J, but it's not Jake. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By Detroitman125 - 30/10/2018 17:30

Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML

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By BassGuy - 18/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 20:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Brycillium 4

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:03

Aw cheer up, it was only a Jake... I mean joke. Really I am sorry this happened to you, hopefully it can be fixed for future performances.

emeraldarcher74 30

Sunday 23 October 2016 2:12

hahaha That's a funny Jake.

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DarthDeath 12

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:02

Someone needs to learn to take a joke.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 23 October 2016 4:08

More like a Jake.

Brycillium 4

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:03

Aw cheer up, it was only a Jake... I mean joke. Really I am sorry this happened to you, hopefully it can be fixed for future performances.

catlady4eva 9

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:12

I know this isn't relevant and I'm sorry OP but, when my sister was in grade 12 she got like these subject academic awards and they misspelt her name majorly on the certificate and award. Like her names Caitlin but they spelt it like Katlyn or something like that

almost_there44 26

Sunday 23 October 2016 4:21

Your first 5 words are so true....

DravensTheName 16

Sunday 23 October 2016 4:41

Are you trying to write that way on purpose? so many "likes"in your comment. I really hope you don't write this way normally :(

whatshuman43 8

Sunday 23 October 2016 7:53

If her name is like Caitlin, then Katlyn is like close enough, but maybe they were just playing a jake on her

Pogo4lyfe 1

Sunday 23 October 2016 10:44

Yeah, I'm pretty high too.

torrea 19

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:37

Learn to take a Jake, I mean joke. Great bunch of people there.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:38

Is Less Than Joke a tribute band?

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 23 October 2016 2:09

Jakes on you joke Yes I'm aware this jake was used like three different times but not like me. I am prepared for down votes.

emeraldarcher74 30

Sunday 23 October 2016 2:12

hahaha That's a funny Jake.

pepeneki 15

Sunday 23 October 2016 2:42

Jakes on you

ShimmyLikeJimmy 5

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:53

Well at least you have a stage name

jake131000 21

Sunday 23 October 2016 4:10

But do people make fun of your name every time you call people at your job? Then you will know my pain

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