Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name... - FML

By storrent - 05/10/2016 16:18 - United States - Houston

Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 05:01

Today, after waking up beside my girlfriend to get ready to go to work, I leaned down to kiss her while she was still asleep, and she said, "Have a good day Jake." My name starts with a J, but it's not Jake. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By Detroitman125 - 30/10/2018 17:30

Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML

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By BassGuy - 18/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 20:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Brycillium 4

Sunday 23 October 2016 1:03

Aw cheer up, it was only a Jake... I mean joke. Really I am sorry this happened to you, hopefully it can be fixed for future performances.

emeraldarcher74 30

Sunday 23 October 2016 2:12

hahaha That's a funny Jake.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 23 October 2016 5:58

Do you own a red shirt and khakis?

species4872 19

Sunday 23 October 2016 6:28

Duct tape will fix it.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 23 October 2016 15:16

State Farm has a band section?

writerchic85 25

Sunday 23 October 2016 16:13

Roll with it. Use Joke as your stage name. Dress like a clown. Own it.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 23 October 2016 18:10

I guess the Jake's on you!

Dragonstorm786 17

Sunday 23 October 2016 18:27

Since it's just a section poster, you could always change it with a label or marker. At least it wasn't a section shirt, because not everyone would agree to editing their shirt manually.

Nnzyb 8

Sunday 23 October 2016 19:48

Just add an "r" at the end.

r00dmutherfucker 10

Sunday 23 October 2016 20:18

rip you :(

jjmeow 10

Monday 24 October 2016 1:34

Is your last name English, by chance? :y

NY_isles121 1

Monday 24 October 2016 21:32

Oh the joys of being in band. On a side note, I think I might know you

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