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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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You deserved it 77

By for the love of god - 14/05/2013 21:35 - United States

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

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You deserved it 3 022

Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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You deserved it 5 503

Drama Llama

By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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You deserved it 148

By iTried - 28/01/2016 12:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

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You deserved it 8 786

By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 185

Wish you were here

By Pooped - 12/05/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my coworker faked having COVID so she could go on vacation. I guess she forgot that we follow each other on Instagram. I saw all her pictures of her drinking and at the beach enjoying herself. I’ve been doing the bulk of her work and staying overtime. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 093

You deserved it 116

Mightytall 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:38

Jealousy is a bitch ...

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:39

Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid

Comments

atsignat 18

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:25

What friend is that?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:37

What a bitch.

mimidamian 15

Saturday 12 July 2014 20:12

Then she's not your 'best friend'.

ShinyKitty13 6

Monday 14 July 2014 4:26

She's going to look REALLY stupid when you actually have the baby...don't worry about her.

queenviolet 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 21:12

best friend no more. forget about her. don't bother asking why she did it. you don't need someone like her in your new chapter of life.

Debbiek 5

Saturday 19 July 2014 23:04

a here she obviously isn't a friend never mind a best friend like seriously ,if she was a friend she would be happy for you not back stabbing you

Sarcasam137 5

Friday 8 August 2014 9:21

Give her a bitch slap from all of the FML community!

Thekbking 11

Friday 22 August 2014 17:24

she's a spiteful b. I dont understand jow your best friend could talk smack behind your back and think its ok. obviously you need to drop her or find better friends