Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
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NandaPanda 22

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

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titandesu 14

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

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NandaPanda 22

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

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purplebabytacos1 14

She's acting "Cray-Cray". (joke from last FML) But seriously, imagine if you did have a child with her.

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Garrison21 11

Or you could one up her and tell her you are pregnant

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Llama_Face89 33

39- I like it. Solid plan right there.

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yeahthatsmeee 10

Exactly. Never break up with a girl while she's on her period OP she'll start plotting her revenge

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reneetlovesyou 30

Or she'll go "cray cray" like in another FML where she takes out her tampon and throws it at the OP.

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mastamouse 12

Pretty much says "FML my ex isn't pregnant"

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tayymeds 23

#95 and that OP's ex is bat-shit crazy...

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

@95 it's more like "FML my ex is crazy and she's spreading lies just so we can get back together"

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Luke.. I am your fath- no wait, no i am not.

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sometimessam 16

#39 Go for it. Where do you buy THOSE tests online?

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JessieTaft 17

That's unbelievable. She's a person who's very desperate. Sorry OP

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sofaqueen_ 14

Does she not realize that nine months are gunna pass pretty quick and the fact that there's no child is pretty obvious? I say play along and see how far she takes it.

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cryssycakesx3 22

well she could "abort" or "miscarry." probably one of, if not the worst lie to tell a significant other, even if they are an ex. OP, you be the best damn fake dad you can be!

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JJ_86 22

Being with her, even for a prank doesn't sound like a good idea. OP needs to stay away from her and maybe take help from the friend who seems to have a level head to talk with her and have a closure.

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queen_bee_123 7

What if she's one of those crazy chicks that steals a baby or kills a pregnant woman and cuts the baby out?! I wouldn't play along! Who knows how crazy she could be!

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titandesu 14

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

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NandaPanda 22

Didn't you know? You can buy anything online these days. It's a crazy world out there.

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miiajayne 6

You can unfortunately. Ignoring all the health factors of someone else's urine on a stick, you've got to wonder what goes through the poor women who feel the need to a) buy the test and b) sell them in the first place.

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mageepaigeee44 15

And not that I'd ever do this but wouldn't it be easier to just find a picture online of a positive test? Why would you pay for something like that?

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annie_nk 22

I picture a fake positive pregnancy test as a made up brand with the positive lines painted on.

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efettes 19

When I was pregnant I actually had someone ask me if I'd pee on a pregnancy test for them... They offered me $50 for my pee..

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thatoneninjadude 14

#20 I agree with your concern but its a fake test not a used test.

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trex454 21

shit I'd pee on a stick for 50 bucks

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ZorroRooster 19

#81: I'm sure there are plenty of ways to fake a pregnancy test without actually having to pee on a stick

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Andicc 19

Well I'm sure she did in case he wanted to actually see the test

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Andicc 19

I was answering the comment as to why she would buy one instead of just finding a picture online....psychotic yes, but just offering an explanation as to why she went that extra step..

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nursecait 8

There are companies that actually make tests that display "pregnant" or the positive symbols that you can buy... (Yes it's sick) So you can buy a fake test and not a used one

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nursecait 8

What are you getting at? Because you can buy tests made to be fake.. Not used... So are you the "idiot"?

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MortenM 17

I'm starting to be slightly concerned about all the women who seems to have researched the option of buying fake or used test

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CaitiieBuggs 23

I was at the mall and in a shop they were selling fake positive pregnancy tests as "gag gifts".

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stargirl_95 24

That would be such a horrible prank to play on someone. There are some pranks that just aren't funny.

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awkward_gothlady 32

#136 - it may not be because they want to do it themselves. I once researched how to fake a pregnancy, not because I have any desire to do so myself, but because I strongly suspected a friend's psycho girlfriend might be faking her pregnancy to make him stay with her, and so I wanted to know if people actually did that, how they did it, and how common it was. Or, some of them might have just gotten curious because of this FML.

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MrsFlowers 9

@#191.... Really? No it wasn't real? She claimed to be 3 weeks pregnant but was in her period (which incase you don't know.. You don't get while you're pregnant) the WEEK before. AND her friend confirmed to him it was a fake one she bought online.

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withered 30

Actually you can bleed while pregnant.

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stezmina1 8

What a nutter your well rid of that crazy cow!!

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Wizardo 33

Such heinous villainy, this is exactly why everyone hates crazy ******* ex's.

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AnOriginalName 19

But not everyone hates ******* crazy exes.

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gjikvtj 18

BE MY BABY'S DADDY!

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izntdan 14

Run OP and don't look back

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corn_flake 19

Talk about Psycho Ex. Perhaps a restraining order is due? lol

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jack_jill05 14

because adding "lol" to the end makes it not a serious subject.

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