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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By for the love of god - 14/05/2013 21:35 - United States

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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By iTried - 28/01/2016 12:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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Wish you were here

By Pooped - 12/05/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my coworker faked having COVID so she could go on vacation. I guess she forgot that we follow each other on Instagram. I saw all her pictures of her drinking and at the beach enjoying herself. I’ve been doing the bulk of her work and staying overtime. FML

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Mightytall 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:38

Jealousy is a bitch ...

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:39

Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid

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jadeburns 3

Wednesday 9 July 2014 23:08

dryy

casste 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 0:32

She's been to every ultrasound? How far along are you, and why have you gotten so many? I'm 13 weeks and I've only gotten one, my next and final one will be at 20 weeks.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 10 July 2014 1:20

She is so jealous of you. Don't worry. When the baby is born everyone will know she was not only lying but jealous of you as well congratulations on the baby.

TheVurcle 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:14

How do you fake a pregnancy?

blackonblight 32

Friday 11 July 2014 6:02

Well, historically... No I'll not go into the gory details. Just know that many things have been mistaken for pregnancy. Like giant tumors.

Pebbles622 16

Thursday 10 July 2014 4:58

Some best friend...

angiespook 18

Thursday 10 July 2014 6:26

Well I guess they're all gonna get real surprised when you get real big and have a baby popping out soon, aren't they. As for the friend, ditch her. Who does that? Congrats on the baby though!

_my_life_sucks__ 5

Thursday 10 July 2014 6:42

Some 'best friend'.. Real friends are hard to come by now.

RoaRawR 6

Thursday 10 July 2014 13:46

just wait fe months and the truth will be obvious who is lying

shutupshane12 12

Thursday 10 July 2014 15:58

Someone has been going to jelly school

bdevlin 1

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:14

I'm so sorry! That's a horrible best friend. Stand up for yourself. Don't let her ever say it again and make her regret ever starting it. Time to stay away from her