Work: Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By for the love of god - 14/05/2013 21:35 - United States

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

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Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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Drama Llama

By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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By iTried - 28/01/2016 12:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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Wish you were here

By Pooped - 12/05/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my coworker faked having COVID so she could go on vacation. I guess she forgot that we follow each other on Instagram. I saw all her pictures of her drinking and at the beach enjoying herself. I’ve been doing the bulk of her work and staying overtime. FML

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Mightytall 35

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:38

Jealousy is a bitch ...

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 9 July 2014 10:39

Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid

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enu_vastanii__ 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:01

And she calls herself your best friend, hah.

UmmOkThen 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:42

Time to invest in a new bestfriend. Maybe, this time, in one that comes with a loyalty garuntee.

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 18:20

I can take a dump in a box and mark it "guaranteed" if you want. I have spare time.

LilHottieInLove 25

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:44

This is an exciting time in your life, don't let her ruin it! surround yourself with people who are supportive :) she will get what's coming to her

daisyflame 8

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:54

Not much of a best friend....

dark_angel4121 12

Wednesday 9 July 2014 17:10

Wow, what a jealous bitch. Don't invite her to any events anymore. She doesn't deserve to be part of your or your child's life.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 18:10

Whoa no longer a best friend. Good luck on your pregnancy. Maybe confront your friend first before anything drastic.

I3PR4SON 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 18:15

If she's saying it at, get the bosses involved. Hell mend her when she gets done for slander. Work places aren't allowed to discriminate against or be seen to discriminate against pregnant women in any way, so they will hopefully take action. If this sounds harsh to anyone remember the friend, at best is hinting the OP is a drama queen and at worst defrauding the company in regards to maternity leave, pay, time off for pre natal appointments