By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Spicy
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 983
You deserved it 3 626
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

343 6
jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

255 8

Comments

SquirrellyGirl 20

Well at least it's only fiction as far as the readers know

0 0
worldclassrager 39

Well seeing this post finding the writing and living in South Wales you might have a line of girls at your door step if she wrote it positively

0 1
laden_swallow09 34

Think of it this way, you'll be giving so many pointers to so many people who don't got no game!

0 0
tiredofwaiting 25

Did she include your name in the blog?

0 0
Mortoli 30

lol well for your sake i hope you were decent in the bed... on another note, whats with everyone getting downvoted i dont think ive seen so many negative comments on here lol

0 0
Miss_Mandi 29

I feel like that's a good thing, OP. Erotic literature is not usually written to describe bad sex.

1 0
theKevmeister 13

Idk what ur complaining about... good enough in bed to write stories about it... if u were terrible OP, it would be story (singular)

0 0