By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

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jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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igg125 30

She's eventual going to run out of material to write.

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RealSuperSand 21

This is either good or bad depending on your performance bro.

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crazycly 7

Its hardly fiction if it documents you're exploits. But total fml!

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RedPillSucks 31

it might be fiction if she's making stuff up along the way. which reads better? *after 11 seconds he was done and I was unsatisfied *after 2 hours I was raw and unsatisfied. *as he looked into my eyes, I was already close to coming. his playful thrusts grew stronger and stronger, bringing me to the edge of climax. Easing back, he kept me there for what felt like an eternity, until a wave of pleasure broke over me and I finally understood "la petit mort"

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zyero 9

The fact that you understand that phrase gives you 10+ cool points

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jsan727 17

That one paragraph is still 100x better written than the entire 50 shades series.

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chaseafterwind82 29

Holy shit, is she posting anonymously, or is there anything that would identify you?

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Seabass_Chan 33

I /think/ that's legal, so long as she didn't actually reveal your identity on the web.

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K_kanaka 26

PROOF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! On a more serious note that's pretty embarrassing.

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PegLegRacing 34

I guess the real question is, what's the feedback? Cuz that will determine whether or not this is really bad.

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xx000o 27

It's possible that you are just fiction.

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saffy66 34

Take it as a compliment, if you were a dud in the sack it wouldn't be erotic fiction - it would be humour :)

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flyingflies 36

Link? Research purposes and all.

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