By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
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missyfiona89 28

Where can we read what she wrote?

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jtfrisch 22

I'm sure the Internet is going to give you some good pointers

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urbanbigfoot 20

Hey, you never know, she could be bragging about you. Still might wanna talk to her about it though.

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danceinconverse 25

As long as she doesn't use real names or anything to trace it to you or her, it's perfectly legal.

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Creed_Aprooved 12

Start doing random shit at sex, like making chicken sounds, wearing hoods or winter coats, randomly say Rabbit during sex, make stupid faces during sex, it will exite the viewers, and if she asks you what's up, tell her its an experiment and you want to see what happens

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jezka374 15

Sounds to me that she likes what you do... You should be proud OP...

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DaRito 25

I guess that makes it erotic nonfiction?

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42069666 18

it's not fiction then is it

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Dusty_Cups 30

Where might we find this story? I need it for reasons...

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L4T1M3R 5

Well as i see it, you have an obligation to support your signifigant other in all her pursuits so you better give her somethin to right about lol (tip: if not "bookworthy" in bed, shout random things out in the middle of sex to confuse her and her readers lol)

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Saraishi 24

It's not really fiction if she's writing exactly what you two did during sex... Web sex-journal, maybe.

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FamilyAngel 4

It's your personal problem if you are unskilled and incompetent lover. YDI.

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Keiraquarium 12

...and the ex has put it onto the internet for all to see. That's kind of the whole point of the FML. OP's ex has taken something very personal and made it very public. However, erotic writing generally doesn't tend to be about bad sex so that's probably not the case here anyway.

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