By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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RadikulRam 16

I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.

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briang959 47

When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.

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numberswoman 14

My God! How hard are y'all getting after it?

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dragoongirl90 34

Did you tell him that sex is what it's for?!

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Mooglefox 23

Tie his ass down and ride him hard. Show him it is very hard to break a ****

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limabeans101029 20

Ah, yes, because forcing him to have sex is definitely the way to go.

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andycee2000 5

I am not an expert - please verify my comment with a professional before acting on anything I have to say on the matter. He is doing it wrong.

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