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Show it anywayLeave him? Is that the answer for all problems these days... OP you need to slap some sense into him
Yeah, that should work.
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Show it anywayJust don't tell him you're about to ******. Get on top, hold him down, and go to town! Make him face his fears.
thats mean
so your suggesting she leave him just because he ran when she was gonna climax? thats just silly, what happened to "talking things out"? at least he can lead you to ****** OP. some guys cant. . shame o_o
that was a response to #1
Nah, I'd suggest some bondage and make him shit his pants... figuratively.
It was called Teeth...
Whats teeth about?
Teeth is about a killer ****** with well... Teeth! It's a real condition apparently.
#32 you're right! (sorry op, couldn't help lol about this ;p )
FML solutions really overreact...
or you can just try to reverse fake it, OP!
He's scared of the acid that will come out and burn his dick off. Duh!
I take it you've never seen the movie Teeth. That shit will scare any man sexless for a few days.
Hahaha. Thats so true...! Love the gurls, but that shit turned me Gay hahaha... Jk tho... Sucks for OP.. She ought to find a real man who isn't scared of pleasing her! If not... Maybe she/he should consider The Rainbow Side ;-P
Made my day
Everything, even life itself, is a choice. =]
Us men all know the female ****** is a myth! He was afraid of her turning into a werewolf with all those noises!
I'm not gunna lie, women do look like someones performing an exorcism on them when they climax but he's just going to have to get use to that.
114-wow way to make girls feel self conscious. But it's okay, most guys look like they're about to cry/have a seizure. Exorcism/seizure....sexy.
This reminds me of the scene from "How the grinch stole Christmas" "IT'S GONNA BLOW!"
Female orgasms... I picture a wild camel giving birth during a sandstorm. That's just me though, it's pretty terrifying.
130- I dont know who you've seen ****** but I know personally I don't have tears in my eyes and my arms don't posture and I start shaking uncontrollably. You ever you saw was just probably have a seizure haha
Like my mum always said : "if you ever want anything done properly, you gotta do/finish it yourself"
oh god tht sucks
I do.
Not me.
145- That was pretty uncalled for and if you had read his profile it clearly says he's gay, which would explain why he doesn't enjoy watching a woman ******.
I do three
unless shes really weak, he can shove her off :p
18, at 14 you shouldn't even be discussing sex.
Your first time was at 14? Jeez.
It's sad how early on people/kids are starting to have sex. I motion for the return of the chastity belt!
it's not like she is saying anything innapropriate... u need to grow up most kids learn about sex when their about 11
Even younger kids know about sex, over here where i live, 8 year olds talk about sex too insane
My first time was 14. I'm 16 now and still with the same guy so it wasn't a stupid one time thing and I don't regret it one bit. But to OP, you may have to have a serious discussion with your boyfriend.
People put a lot of stress on age when they should be more concerned about if the person is being safe and responsible. If you are a safe, educated, responsible 14 year old, then it's your choice and don't let anyone make you feel bad for your decision. My first time was when I was 18. I was definitely not ready at 14 and I thought I was at 16, but then I started listening to my head instead of my hormones. I agree that most 14 year olds are not responsible enough to start having sex, but everyone is different.
This isn't a Vocabularly contest. Don't correct people. You look like a douchebag.
That comment was for 46, btw.
I second that age 15 and planning on saving until after college.
#106, do you really know what exactly you're talking about? Chastity belts were locked on and not removed for anything. That means periods, bathing, using the bathroom. They caused severe chaffing, infections, and were actually considered a punishment in some cases. As a woman who has enough pain in that area, I would never approve of using chastity belts as sex prevention.
10 There is no legal age for sex. Not since I last checked, because where I live, freshman are not only stupid, but slutty as well, and they're 13-14 years old.
I've read a lot ******-related FML's on this site, but this one gets a high ranking on my originality-list. God, I'm so curious right now about the reason behind his behaviour.
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Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.