By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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RadikulRam 16

I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.

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briang959 47

When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.

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SookyLala 13

it is possible to break a penis. just saying, sometimes it feels it bends in a way where it should not lol, talk to him about it, and find out if there's anything yiu are doing that can be changed. if its not your doing than he needs to harden up, no pun intended

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BlackFire4890 16

that's sounds like a fear a 13 year old would have... wait he's not 13 is he?

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bobsanction 18

Penile fracture is a very serious injury. Failure to get it treated promptly can lead to permanent health issues.

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thes7274473 19

He didn't read about those two morons that fell while trying to have sex in a tree, did he?

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Garktok 11

Jesus, what are you doing in the bedroom to feed this fear?

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