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Same thing different taste
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The cat's out of the bag
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He secretly likes you
its time to bring in the play..I would say introduce your boyfriend to everyone in office ...
A sugar daddy without the benefits, man that sucks
Hi op! If you are uncomfortable with the situation (I would be), I suggest you contact your hr manager. If not at the very least your main point of contact. Joke or no joke, behaviour like this in the work place should not be excepted or experienced. (I'm a hr manager, just my opinion)
Thanks for the kind comment! I've spoken to him- hopefully he stops!
Either it's a very good joke or a really creepy way to say he likes you.
Age is but a number. ;b
Not creepy at all
I actually find this pretty funny sorry Op
Ooh I think I saw u on jeremy kyle!!
Hi everyone! OP here! I just made an account. Can't believe this got posted! I don't really know this man very well, which is why I was so surprised when I found out he was spreading this around! I've spoken to him about it, and he says that he's made it clear he's joking, but sadly that's not coming across to everyone. He's agreed to stop saying these 'jokes', though I wish I'd read these comments before talking to him- some of your ideas are hilarious!!
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Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".
Time to file an office divorce and take half his money