By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 076
You deserved it 2 370

Same thing different taste

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Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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its time to bring in the play..I would say introduce your boyfriend to everyone in office ...

A sugar daddy without the benefits, man that sucks

Hi op! If you are uncomfortable with the situation (I would be), I suggest you contact your hr manager. If not at the very least your main point of contact. Joke or no joke, behaviour like this in the work place should not be excepted or experienced. (I'm a hr manager, just my opinion)

Thanks for the kind comment! I've spoken to him- hopefully he stops!

Either it's a very good joke or a really creepy way to say he likes you.

I actually find this pretty funny sorry Op

Hi everyone! OP here! I just made an account. Can't believe this got posted! I don't really know this man very well, which is why I was so surprised when I found out he was spreading this around! I've spoken to him about it, and he says that he's made it clear he's joking, but sadly that's not coming across to everyone. He's agreed to stop saying these 'jokes', though I wish I'd read these comments before talking to him- some of your ideas are hilarious!!