By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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clairboisson 19

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

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vreid 20

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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Songstress 3

Jokes about divorce aside, pretty sure that counts as harassment. I suggest you complain to someone.

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Vwaon 1

harassment is the feeling of making someone uncomfortable. if there were two lovebirds flirting with each other in the office and makes the people around them uncomfortable, that is also harassment

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buckdharma 36

Tell everyone it's a marriage in name only because he's impotent. That he makes you stand on the corner bumming change after work, and that all he wants to do at home is lay around in your bra and panties.

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kirby1964 20

Come on people, it's a joke he is telling, I'm sure he tells the truth right after.

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EnigMind 18

You can tell everyone you're getting a divorce because of something inappropriate

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NOTaDISTRACTION 17

He's probably just messing with you, don't worry about it

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Pandacupcakelove 26

If it's just a joke, that is sort of charming

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skippydoda 32

Tell everyone you walked in on him, the dog, and peanut butter. Now you want a divorce.

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tinyalmeida 11

What a weirdo! Is he telling it as a joke?? Ugh if not set the record straight!! Maybe talk to your boss too because this could get even weirder

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adam_nvx 19

aside most of these comments, best way to deal with it is to talk to the coworker, explain (if it isn't a joke) you don't appreciate it and that either way you want him to stop. if it doesn't stop, then escalate by taking it to HR. be careful, and try to avoid threatening the person ("if you dont stop I'll go to HR"), it won't help the situation.

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Darweesh 10

U should announce that you are not married to him so everybody sees him as the creepy bastard he is

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