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Sorry it sucks to be you, I just try the let's do make up sex and I love you!!!
Of course, Mr.iFuckOnTheFirstDate.
I clearly don't really look like that but it's a funny picture!
you are sooo gay
Haha I am the OP (just created an account) I'm loving all these comments, really funny. Just thought I'd tell you all that this doesn't particularly bother me, it's more really cute when he does it than anything, xD I feel bad now about slagging him off because I do adore him
They don't "consistently" get to yelling :P We have only ever had a few conflicts and they've always been sorted out soon enough, he just kinda annoys me when he does this instead of talking it through. But it always goes fine in the end. :)
and that doesn't work?! lol -sarcasm implied
I like the put guys like this in the "pussy" category. You can also put them in the "bitch" subcategory
I like to put guys like that in a ”Cute” or ”Adorable” category.
I am also the same type of guy. atleast I think that. but it invloves physical love. I think that is the only way to stop women thinking about problems.
Its a perfect tactic as long as you actually get around to the real issues in time. I’m guessing OP’s BF doesnt do that.
Hey mod, does full-width alphanumeric not render properly? I'm not sure which rule it violates exactly. I'm not angry, just curious :P
Double-spaced text makes me want to microwave babies. But then, what doesn't?
Epic. Sorry, usin JP input right now and was just too lazy to change input modes when I swap windows(it defaults to full-width alphanumeric for some odd reason), makes the text appear "full-width" I guess. I'll lay off it.
I didn't get to read the reply!
I do that, minus the repetition. Then again, I never argue about anything worthwhile. Haha
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Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"