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By maddie - 06/11/2013 05:06 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 November 2013 12:20

Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.

TransitionCovert 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 12:17

Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!

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heyheyitshailey 17

Wednesday 30 December 2015 7:07

What exactly is the Westboro Baptist Church? I've never heard of it and after reading these comments I'm still pretty confused.

Jacob031300 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 4:39

Piss him off to the point where they boycott your funeral, you haven't lived life right until they boycott your funeral!!!

newwitch2010 11

Sunday 1 April 2018 19:49

Drop them like a bad habit.

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