Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes....

By wherermypants - 02/08/2012 05:10 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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By Fartini - 07/11/2016 06:47

Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML

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You deserved it 2 437

Go home

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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You deserved it 3 378

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 125

By the-yao - 24/01/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

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You deserved it 3 811

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 86

pcentral 17

Thursday 2 August 2012 12:00

That's the spirit! ;)

gracehi 31

Thursday 2 August 2012 12:00

Tequila makes her clothes fall off!

Comments

thundershot 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:08

Girls that like to take their clothes off are more fun haha

lonkite101 14

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:11

How old are you?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Thursday 2 August 2012 16:27

OP happens to be a male.

chisty87 16

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:12

F.I.S.H

lonkite101 14

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:13

Your a dude who is nude in front of another dude who is not nude.

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 2 August 2012 21:27

Well done. You have grasped the essence of the fact pattern and have done a superb job of stating the obvious.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 2 August 2012 15:33

That's "Right said Fred" I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts! "How do you like me now, Pops?" Drunk people and their nakedness! It happens.:P Just wait 'til the Champagne flows at your wedding reception and there's cameras!