By Fartini - 07/11/2016 06:47

Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
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trucker2 33

Stay away from tequila- I heard tequila makes your clothes fall off

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Tripartita 44

"I came /this/ close to losing my virginity to somebody I met at a high school party, but they just didn't look enough like my father. Discuss."

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Scotth901 22

Better not get shitfaced next time op, hope no one thought too much of it ;)

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trucker2 33

Stay away from tequila- I heard tequila makes your clothes fall off

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FalloutScrolls 25

One tequila two tequila three tequila floor!

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Bearsmomma 30

And makes you agree to sleep with your best friend's boyfriend.

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OhPuhleeze 23

And that is why there is a legal age limit for alcohol. By 21 you don't care about all these things.. In my state it is 25!!! Thankfully, enforcement is near zero here.

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Welshite 39

As someone who is actually older than 21, you can be certain I care about those things. There's a fine line between having a good time and having a bad reaction.

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neuronerd 28

Are you Asian? There's a genetic variant that's most common in the Asian population that causes an alcohol "allergy" (red face, etc).

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hyperreader 15

Why on earth is this comment getting downvoted people?

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LonelyAngel22 13

To those of you downvoting this: she's actually not being racist; I read an article on this and it is true. Google it if you don't believe it.

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Tripartita 44

"I came /this/ close to losing my virginity to somebody I met at a high school party, but they just didn't look enough like my father. Discuss."

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species4872 19

Perhaps you should become a comedian, Add some slurred speech, A bit of a wobble, you'll be great.

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jbivens1992 17

Not everyone does well with alcohol. My husband can drink steadily all night long and be fine whereas if I have more than two drinks I'm done.

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thunderniron 22

That kind of reaction is why I quit drinking. ?

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URBeingLied2 23

I think it's cool that you're a virgin though. ?

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