Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes....

By wherermypants - 02/08/2012 05:10 - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 4 197

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 763

By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 087

You deserved it 1 444

By Fartini - 07/11/2016 06:47

Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 258

You deserved it 2 437

Go home

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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You deserved it 3 378

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 662

You deserved it 125

By the-yao - 24/01/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 902

You deserved it 3 811

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 411

You deserved it 86

pcentral 17

Thursday 2 August 2012 12:00

That's the spirit! ;)

gracehi 31

Thursday 2 August 2012 12:00

Tequila makes her clothes fall off!

Comments

wowthatissad 9

Friday 3 August 2012 4:06

So... Don't get drunk?

ilymyfriends16 3

Friday 3 August 2012 5:27

Ya.. I think you kinda need to wear clothes in order to impress the inlaws.. Oops..

pzychosys 5

Friday 3 August 2012 15:36

This seems to be a common thing. I do this as well. :/

pzychosys 5

Friday 3 August 2012 15:39

Except not in front of my future inlaws.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 August 2012 0:45

I know I am going to probably get negative votes but here it goes: quit drinking or know how many drinks it takes to get drunk and then never go over it...