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By OnPlanetVenus - 04/07/2013 04:41 - United States - Hallam

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML

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By ch,nlv - 14/05/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML

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By Pinsky - 22/08/2021 00:01

Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:02 - United States

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

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It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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By see lie - 31/07/2019 16:00

Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML

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By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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Thursday 4 July 2013 11:47

Then there should no longer be anything "factual" about you two being married.

Chellybelly92 14

Thursday 4 July 2013 11:47

Whip his ass. No don't do that. Bad idea. But I'd seriously get a lawyer or a marriage counselor.

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kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 6 July 2013 8:15

Score!

surfergirl72 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 9:10

I'm kinda curious...was the infertile husband in on it? Like a fertility 3 some or something? If not, there should be two divorces and if so, eewwww!

asia3pea90 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:11

He's a ****. Divorce.

khodginssxo 14

Friday 19 July 2013 3:44

.. Well that's unfortunate. If that ever happened to me trust I'd be taking everything that man has in court ;) goodluck!

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:25

wow. that's messed up!

RandomGirlHere 14

Thursday 29 January 2015 4:09

I don't care how long you've been together, divorce that ass. He cheated on you and doesn't deserve someone as good as you.

Repethetic 25

Thursday 26 March 2015 7:42

he's not a jerk, do you realise the money he saved doing it like that? he had a reason. don't be a bitch.

HAOSinhumanform 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 19:28

No, he's not a jerk, he's an asshole. Donate sperm to me means that you jack off and put it in a cup! Not stick it inside of her, I'd divorce his ass too!!