By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.

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SignUpisntcool 3

I hate spiders. They didn't pay for their rent!

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R3kli3 10

The sad thing is that after I read this FML, I had to check to see if I didn't had a spider on top of my head :/

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tj4234 35

nothing wrong with spiders. Don't see why people are scared of them tbh...

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Zomg_Okay 26

Spiders aren't a problem when you know where they are, silly. Now, when you haven't seen one in a few days... that's when it's time to start fortifying.

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rubberduckie94 13

I had a bite one time on my leg that swelled to the size of an orange. Very painful. I had to use a needle to poke holes in it and squeeze all the crap out of it.

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Trainwizard 1

I want a pet tarantula. So I can freak out all my arachnophobic friends as it sits on my shoulder.

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ryry013 6

YES. THEY WILL. THEY'LL EAT ME.

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djsamixin 3

Not sure if its a myth but daddy long leg kinds are said to be the very venomous but can't pierce skin with tiny fangs... True?

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kcsimon 0

Hahaha been there and done that. LOL!!!

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