By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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DogsPaw 16

Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.

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alyshasocool 8

Pretend to cut off his weewee, and tell him you always wanted a little sister.

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boating_guy 33

NEVER joke about cutting off a man's penis

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bluelagoon24 19

I can mess around with my guy friends enough to joke about this but I'd never want to say it to a little boy!

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yoursucklives 36

i'm sorry op, that's really not nice.

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hahaiseeyou 0

it's hair, it grows

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DogsPaw 16

Takes awhile to grow... Like months.

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PlaidPanda 9

18- who did you tell to shut up? I think a little specification is on order if you're going to be rude.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

So 18 was telling him/herself to shut up?

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Shadomasta 5

Yes, 3, because I'm sure your initial reaction to waking up with a fistful of hair missing from your scalp would not be one of anger or "WTF's", but "Meh, It's just hair. It'll grow back." :/

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jasjnn 4

LMAO you got -52 for this hash xD

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Gtroll 4

#18, take your own advice, with that disgusting duck face you're making.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Hair growth is different for everybody. It takes my mom forever to grow out her hair. I got four inches cut off around November, and now my hair looks how it did back then.

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DogsPaw 16

Well older brothers often mess with little brothers... Just do shit that will annoy him, just like he wanted.

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kevinn95 0

45- 4 knows that hes saying to act like a big brother and do stuff to annoy the little brother

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sesamehood 0

I truly believe younger siblings are the devil in disguise

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reddudeover 2

Older brothers often beat the crap out of younger brothers for fun. I'm sure you could fill that role very nicely at this point.

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RealReasons 0

Keep an eye on your brother and what he cuts off, for all you know he might of wanted a sister...

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NAAMxLOOS 11

But, OP's brother already has a sister... Y'know, good old OP?

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emilyjgraham 34

I think 7 thought that op was a guy with long hair, but his younger brother obviously didn't agree with his appearance. he wasn't manly enough... easy mistake to make if you don't concentrate. op (is obviously a girl) but has left the gender out from the profile so it only adds to peoples mistakes :)

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tony1891 22

duct tape it back together. No one will ever notice.

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egc573 40

My sister once did something similar to one of her Barbies, after our dad took forever to get her a Ken doll... When I asked her about it, she said she'd picked the ugliest one. I still have no idea what the heck she means by that--all those ******* dolls looked the same.

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rin142 12

No. It's not. He/She was talking about Barbie and Ken dolls. Not some crappy ebook.

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nattynatters 14

Wow... If she doesn't know what a ken doll is cause she grew up in the E-generation... She's too young for you bro!!!

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Judging by your profile picture, I can probably tell that #19 has never heard of a Barbie doll in her life.

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Il_Maestro 6

A hairless Barbie made me think of Cynthia from Rugrats

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tony1891 22

LOL 19 Now that made me laugh. And Ken doll is correct.

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