By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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hotPinklipstick 24

That's the problem with siblings, they joke so much that when you really do have a problem, like a spider on you head for instance, you can't believe them. It's like the boy who cried wolf.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

THEN YOU THREW IT ON THE GROUUUNNNNDDDDD >.

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pretty_in_pink94 6

You never know when it could be radioactive.

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jssninja 4

I picture screaming and head shaking then more screaming

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lmaoatall 6

Why would you risk it?!? When someone even says spider, I automatically go into ninja defense mode. Never take chances with those nasty ass arachnids! Sneaky bastards!

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l0v3p4in 7

Totally agree! Anytime, I hear of any vermin crawling around I get into ninja mode.

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metalflower01 7

At least he didn't throw a brick at it... My brother did that to me when we were little. Blood was squirting out of my head every time my heart beat. lol

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DocBastard 38

Brother: Don't move! There's a spider on your head! OP: Oh, shut up. There is not. Brother: Yes there is! Let me kill it for you. *smacks head* OP: OOWW! You little asshole! Brother: No, it was a brown recluse! I swear! I just saved you! OP: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!

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ReadALLDemLettrz 1

Wasn't tickling your head...so you would notice something

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GoW_Chick 14

The spider got bored of scaring little miss muffet, and you just so happen to be his new victim.

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