By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
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kewlone645 8

I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!

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Ashley0911 8

Why exactly did you have a cement block to drop on your foot?

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Awsumuzzie 12

OP probably lost their hacky sack and tried to replace it.

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ajeppsen 25

If you are serious. He could have dropped a cynderblock on his foot. I have tons of them laying around my house and they are great for weighing stuff down.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I know similar pain. When I was about four years old I dropped one on my big right toe. The whole nail came off and blood was everywhere. I was then rushed to the hospital and surgery was performed.

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JKr3slEMO 5

happened to me too but I didn't need surgery..

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nerdstuck101 8

Ppl alreddi knew about that noise... Loll !! :)

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Snackycake 20

*already*, sorry but it was bothering me. *EDIT*So sorry wrong comment, lol

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DocBastard 38

I can fix that. No seriously, I can. Call me.

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NAU_future 7

Fix his foot after the block smashed it, or fix his ability to hear the sound it makes? I am confident in your ability to do both, but OP might have a different opinion.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I can fix it, too! With lots and lots of fluffy adorable chipmunk love. And drugs. Results may vary.

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Sir_Crackerjacks 5

Trust him *puts on sunglasses* he's a doctor.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

32) Uh, this doctor doesn't like the /sunglasses bit.

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Axipiter 24

The "he's a" is supposed to come BEFORE the sunglasses! C'mon!

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AwsumShyGuy 12

They don't call him Doc for no reason you know.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

I just imagined the sound and cringed. Ouch

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DarkHelmet 10

Been there done that. Not a melodious sound at all is it

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Warden1986 16

Dark helmet holy shit space balls!! " you went above my helmet?!" dark helmet " no sir more to the side sir" space ball solider *dark helmet put on ring.* " oh shit, please not that!" space ball solider. " Yes that" dark helmet. "ahhhh" space ball solider.... Great movie

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Warden1986 16

You never saw the movie space balls????

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False_Stupidity 41

@ 74, While I love the movie spaceballs, I fail to see how any of that is relevant to either the FML or the comment you posted under.

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Lrigglez 7

Hope your foot feels better op. Next time wear steel toes maybe?

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tb713317 6

if steel toe boots shatter it'd do a whole heck of a lot more damage than that...

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momogal 22

That would not protect anything beyond the toes. Guess when someone asks why he has a cast, he can say "Dropped a cement block on my foot and broke a lot of bones. But at least my toes are okay!"

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SneakyCaveman 13

Think that hurts? Try getting stepped on by a mammoth.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

*squints* for a moment, I thought you jacked my user name...I'm watching you

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SneakyCaveman 13

Do you have surveillance set up, or some form of supernatural vision?

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SneakyCaveman 13

I'm sensing an incoming chipmunk induced apocalypse approaching. Better stock up on provisions.

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legitkitty 11

I just realized I have no idea where this conversation is going.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Neither do I, kitty. I'm very skeptical of this bulldog. *squint* I'm not even sure what happened after the "IM POISONOUS" part.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

OH GOD IM CONFUSED. IM HYPERVENTILATING! BRING ME A BAG.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No you di'nt. I'm too high to maul anyone right now, though.

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outoftown 26

Casting call for you, OP. (Hope it heals well.)

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