Animals: Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my...

By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Danielle - 02/08/2020 08:08

Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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By vetstudentdream - 15/04/2017 22:00 - Australia - Bellbowrie

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML

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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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iHappyFeet 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

more like **** the mouse's life

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

You should have been wearing sqeakers.

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Verst 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:15

That's unfortunate.

fishingforubies2 27

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:15

Squishy?

Rented_eyebrows 18

Wednesday 5 August 2015 3:01

You don't say -....-

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

You should have been wearing sqeakers.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:18

*applause*

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 5 August 2015 2:26

It reminds me of that one episode of SpongeBob where he had squeaky boots. "Why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs?"

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 5 August 2015 3:28

Oh I'm sure his feet were squeaking for a brief moment there. Haha.

iHappyFeet 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

more like **** the mouse's life

paravoz 30

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:15

it's already been ******...

ImZakki 15

Tuesday 11 August 2015 1:34

Or whatever is left of it

Emmamazing 26

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

I bet that was a wonderful experience, OP.

andy594328 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:51

It took a lot of guts.

nicolefrangipane 14

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

poor mouse :

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:17

Watch where you're going next time op. I can't believe you ruined my do-at-home dissection for class

sean18202 10

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:19

well you just made your cats day useless, more like fml for your cats!

KelseyDaBoyz 21

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:24

Poor guy :(

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:27

You killed Remy :0

soullyfe 33

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:32

Remy is a rat, but it does seem they've killed Jerry...

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:37

you bastard!

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 2:08

Itchy is also a possibility

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