Health: Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if...

By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

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By Oldhouse - 22/07/2014 03:46 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

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By DaycareMama92 - 28/04/2017 16:00

Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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kewlone645 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:05

I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!

kroekdog 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:08

Walk it off

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myersch 2

Friday 10 August 2012 18:38

sucker

brockeutsler 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:26

Been there done that

shamonie22 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 17:55

Really? The sound's what's important to you? What about the pain that you must have felt?

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 13 August 2012 4:43

ouch!

mmmhmm11268 4

Monday 13 August 2012 19:25

Pffft. You ok man?

Abbie_s 2

Monday 5 November 2012 23:19

something like that happened to me.. except with a nokia brick:/

JordanDempsey 20

Monday 15 July 2013 4:55

Oooh...

maxa_fml 3

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:27

Mason? That sucks man

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