Kids: Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed"...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By lilmamma - 05/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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Sunday 13 July 2014 21:45

As long as you have a good relationship with your son **** what they think

davincidasecond 24

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:47

That's really cute though. At least you and your son will look back on it with fondness.

Comments

jordanlite 16

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:32

Hilarious!

VyronBuckingham 9

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:35

Lovely

ThepurpleCow 19

Monday 14 July 2014 0:37

Those people have dirty minds.

Lilady 4

Monday 14 July 2014 0:39

Holy wow at least you're having fun with your son

MattThePimp 10

Monday 14 July 2014 1:47

#2, Darude-Sandstorm

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 July 2014 1:54

Is he really that paranoid?

domking1315 20

Monday 14 July 2014 3:37

Shall we just call it quits on this thread

tommylover842 23

Monday 14 July 2014 5:26

Lol aww that's super cute :) Im sorry people jumped to the wrong conclusion

ChiefRager 8

Monday 14 July 2014 11:12

Suuuuree ;) ;)

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 14 July 2014 11:29

Sure it is embarrassing, but I have to say I find that encouraging that people would interfere into what they think might be abuse. Too many of these are just ignored.