By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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BunBunBabe 8

Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

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jagsville 8

A little late for that advice, don't you think?

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megamandude455 10

*Hikari chan meme* Doctor tells OP not to tell anyone, OP tells the whole world.

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rubberduckie94 13

Hardwood floors are a bitch. I know also from experience

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Lily_lops95 0

I would tell everyone...literally. I would make a website. Text all the contacts. Buy a cat.

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sierrataz 3

I would have lied to the doctors. Who really had to know but you?

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DocBastard 38

Yes, lying to your doctor is a fantastic idea. It really helps him treat you faster and better.

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pibbman 1

so you put it on the internet for everyone?? that's a great way keep it on the dl

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