Health: Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood...

By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

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By clumsy - 10/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Stafford

Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML

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stolencookie 17

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:00

And yet you told the world...

BunBunBabe 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:58

Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

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heyhooker 11

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:48

I slipped on hardwood floors while wearing socks, broke my ankle but I was also drunk

KingreX32 21

Tuesday 13 November 2012 6:25

lol yet here you are. telling the world on FML.

my_user 11

Sunday 29 June 2014 14:48

Don't worry about it. I did something even more embarrassing. I was dancing to the Harlem shake and I kneed myself in the eye and it got all swollen then it turned into a black eye. I told my best friend who is a grade older than me an she's been telling people her age and random people come up to me in school saying,"Hey! You're the girl who kneed herself in the eye!"

GymnastPassion 11

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:22

Ouch! I dislocated my elbow almost two years ago and it was the worst pain? I have ever felt in my whole life!!! I dislocated It at gymnastics practice when I tripped over my feet running for a tumbling pass and still went for the skill! Hope you get better soon!