By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
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Hunthas 17

Cheeseburgers are worth it

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termin8tor786 10

Smart guy! Wait time in ER can be very long.

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chosha_fml 26

Writhing with a dislocated shoulder. I bet that was helping.

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g4m30v3r 11

Have you ever waited at ER? Especially if you live in an urban area? I would have stopped for a cheeseburger too, they were probably stuck there for a good 6 hours. A dislocated shoulder would be low priority

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love_me_electric 20

That's what I was thinking. Is 3 minutes to buy a cheese burger that big of a deal if you're going to be waiting at the hospital for hours anyways?

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herpderpityderp 4

I once dislocated my hand when I was twelve and it hurt like SHIT but my dad didnt take me to the ER and it popped back into place.

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kasumirock 13

For future reference, Duct tape fixes everything.

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ThedaRose 15

thats so funny, but I feel for you. when I was in labor, my now ex husband stopped for McDs on the way to the hospital

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itsmimi121 8

cheeseburgers are awesome. sorry about your shoulder. but really, cheeseburgers are awesome.

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sammaelAOD 4

a dislocated shoulder isn't that bad, there's no need for screaming or writhing in pain

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