Health: Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

I'm sorry op, that must have been alarming. I care for an ill family member, seeing an ambulance at my house would terrify me. I hope they at least took a look at your leg. :)

HoboWithACondom 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:41

Good on you for caring about your father. You're a good son /daughter.

Comments

Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:36

I'm sorry op, that must have been alarming. I care for an ill family member, seeing an ambulance at my house would terrify me. I hope they at least took a look at your leg. :)

pokemai 6

Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:02

And at least it wasn't for your father !

showgirl10 3

Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:10

If the sirens were blaring, they probably didn't have time to look at her leg.

nikolkaw 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 22:39

They drove away before they could look at it :(

HoboWithACondom 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:41

Good on you for caring about your father. You're a good son /daughter.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:44

How did you know OP was a hermaphrodite?

khaya 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:19

Cause hermaphrodites don't get one of those gender icons.

perdix 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:34

#25, plus hermaphrodites are the most caring children because they can be "Mama's Boy" and "Daddy's Little Girl" all at the same time.

pame7a 1

Friday 14 June 2013 1:59

Yes I agree, massive props on caring for him. He needs you. Glad he's okay.

DollyDope 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:42

Seems like a wah-mbulance is what you really need. This is hardly an FML :P

Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:46

Your comment is in need of serious medical attention, it's dying on the floor. It was pretty heartless, which would be ok if it was at least balanced with some good humour. It wasn't.

TayonaC 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:43

well even though you may have twisted your ankle, one good thing came out of if; you know your father isn't in trouble.

Nevermind212 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:24

I know it's mean but you deserve it for not being optimistic.. I hope you get better

Lalo16 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:39

Just what the hell is so optimistic about seeing the ambulance pull up to your house at the same time a relative happens to be sick? What could it mean other than the ambulance is for him?

0h_Boy 26

Tuesday 11 June 2013 11:43

Next time, maybe you won't wear baggy pants

theworldismad 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:37

yeah like OP should've known that something like that was gonna happen (sarcasm)

Omegamike101 7

Tuesday 11 June 2013 13:56

Maybe he didnt state it clear enough, maybe OP should invest in clothing his size. I do sympathize on the jumping to conclusion thing. Sucks to worry like that

hooligyn123 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:05

Read my reply to #16. no sense in repeating myself.

dreamsneverfall 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 19:40

Where at all did OP say they were wearing baggy pants? I trip on my pant legs a lot simply because I'm too short for any pants to fit my legs. OP could have been wearing normal jeans for all we know.