School, Students and University: Rise and shine

Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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easrc 5

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:35

In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

guacala 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:45

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

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guacala 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:45

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:11

YDI for sleeping in class

lovesick4628 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:06

lol #1

HeadShots4Hope 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:49

Well played.

TheMitmit 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

I once fell asleep during a geometry class. When the teacher woke me up I said, "Mom...five more minutes!" My teacher was an Englishman. So, you are not alone in confusing teachers with loved ones...

TEAZO 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:56

boy oh boy. mr. sand man bring me a dream make me the cutest that you've ever seen!

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:09

if you knew you were in class why would you even be saying stuff like that? ha you're own fault

Pokerdance 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:10

Haha sucks for you. This is why you don't fall asleep in class.

Kassad_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:17

I know how it is sleeping in class since I had done it some few times. But I never respond with word when the teacher woke me up.. just looking at angry face made me silent