By unlucky - 29/03/2014 23:06 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
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thestrangedude 10

At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one

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cjlerch 29

You may want to consider looking for another doctor.

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simsgirlgem 25

I say YDI for not telling him which shoulder but if he's one of those Doctors you know the one who thinks you're a dumb ass when you say the pain is in one area and they poke and prod another

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askullnamedbilly 33

If the doctor's got a medical degree, he should be able to recognize the obvious deformity that comes with dislocated joints. Seriously, google 'dislocation' if you've never seen one before, they're not easy to misdiagnose.

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Bossgirlhana 15

Ouch!! Sorry about that OP. I dislocated both of my kneecaps on two different occasions and I know how bad a dislocation can hurt. Get well soon...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I totally would, if he'd stop changing his damn location and tell us where he practices! :P lol

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CSUNMSU 5

There is no "practically dislocating it". It either did or didn't wimp

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askullnamedbilly 33

Wrong. There's a thing called 'subluxation', which is the incomplete or partial luxation (also known as dislocation) of a joint. It's easier to reduce, but still very much painful.

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BekkyLove15 14

Actually a partial dislocation is called a subluxation.

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GirlGamer12345 22

Maybe it's time for a new doctor.........

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lil_miss_simran 15

What a horrible doctor

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Credibleskills 28

Please get a new doctor immediately and then, schedule another appointment ASAP!

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vikky538 28

so now u have two dislocated shoulders...must have been hell of a pint to write the FML with dislocated shoulders...

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hellnosucka 27

well you know what they say... the more the merrier...

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