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his call is more important than your hand
Your shoulder was pulled out of it's socket? How is that even possible? The last time I checked my shoulder was connected directly to my skeleton...
by different tissues if it was rigidly conected you couldnt move your arm
u need to go back to anatomy classes.
lol that's an epic fail right there
It's called a shoulder dislocation.
why don't you go ask Yahoo Answers. you would fit in perfectly.
Not even being funny but... you've never heard of someone pulling their shoulder out of its socket..? Wow.
gurl what's the secret of picking up girls?
Who's the dummay naaooowww?!
How old are you? are u even 13, u have to be 13 to be on fml. how could someone not know that shoulders can dislocate? wow
Yeh an ARM is dislocated not a shoulder. but I see ops point lol
uhh no the shoulder is dislocated
Get better, OP. I don't see why he wouldn't help you first.. He's just a meanie!
Well, I believe you deserve this for being so selfish as to not understand the complexities of the being before you. Can you not see that Grandma Nunu is more important than your damn shoulder?! Selfish son of a bitch! Have a good day though.
Wtf was 75 cent seriously that important that you coudnt let your gf have it if ur that much of an ass YDI
ugggg my bad
OH!! OH!! Oh, that hurts just reading about it!!
Tell me about it, happen'd quite a few times to me. :3
drop the desk and go back inside. It's his problem now
It was probably a booty call and all he could get! Have some sympathy!
r u that selfish?? it might have been a relative dying, or even more importantly, a booty call. it just might have been Rihanna calling to ask oh na na what's my name??
lol tht is funny :)
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Sounds like you kneed a shoulder to cry on.
drop the desk and go back inside. It's his problem now