Health: Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML - FML

By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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kinky44 28

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:04

That sounds toe-tally painful.

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:08

Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.

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HeroZeroPlayer 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:59

why are today's fml's all messed up? this one is completely in caps?

SEROKE 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:15

#relatable

ChiChilalaOMG 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:45

looooool. clumsy much

ihatewinter 5

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:51

Ok so apparently the moderators are pulling and april fools on us. These are just terribly written.

strugglingartist 6

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:59

I knew a guy who actually managed to break his collarbone while tying his shoes. (Apparently he was a certain angle while doing so) So I can actually buy someone dislocating a toe while putting socks on.

Unicornloife 1

Thursday 2 April 2015 16:06

hahaha oh my god dude haha sorry this has happened

Sticky_bandits 13

Saturday 4 April 2015 16:59

Ouch but hilarious

logan_3416 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 22:06

Now how the **** did you do that?

johnceeeenaaaaa 5

Wednesday 23 March 2016 14:06

H O W !?!?!!?!?!???!???

JackFett 0

Monday 9 January 2017 18:23

Ohhhhh god that hurts, I've done it before

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