How romantic

By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana

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Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
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eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

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Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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incoherentrmblr 21

"Look what ya did ya little jerk..." - Uncle Frank (Home Alone)...

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Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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emile_heskey 11

A dick in a box

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Could be followed up by him going down on her though ;)

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gatorclay97 28

Isn't that normally what the girl gives the guy for his bday?

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eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

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Marcelb 17

Except that that won't work if he doesn't have a small one. Then she'll only look stupid.

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King_Nero 15

16- that joke just went right over your head

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mikepzz 27

I would say low blow, but I don't think there will be any blowing in that relationship for a while :o

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Fr0gs 15

They only come in normal and magnum where i live

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23lf 16

Where you living? Africa?

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hateredblast 7

There are NO condom sizes people! Condoms are quite stretchable so they fit pretty much any peg!

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jayfresh98 8

Let's just hope he had a sense of humor lol

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firephoenix_ 6

I can't help but find it hilarious your user name is fish tacos. Too relevant..

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AnOriginalName 19

I thought she created the user name specifically for the FML... Might the world ever know the truth?

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SirMichael 13

If you're not signed in to your account when you submit an FML it lets you pick any name you want.

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ileenefudge 29

I read that in Spongebob Squarepants's voice.

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YFOS_fml 17

I can honestly say I have never watched sponge Bob and have no idea what your talking about lol

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cadillacgal79 32

I read that in Ms. Kay's voice from duck dynasty.

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DenBriZel 31

I understand maybe you smell weird to him, but couldn't he have just told you instead of wasting your birthday present on something like that?

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PhantomFollower 20

"Hey, I'm bored. Let't wash your lady-bits!"

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DenBriZel 31

I know it would obviously make her upset no matter what but seriously, it's ****** up to make it her birthday present.

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PhantomFollower 20

Agreed. Pretty mean and inappropriate.

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