By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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JustinJK 21

Don't let your friends toe or you'll be the laughing-sock at all the gatherings.

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ZY1431 24

well hey its possible

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jayzebra 12

Careful putting it back in place. They break. (I know because I've done it five times).

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think you should stop trying to put it back in place by yourself. Maybe see a doctor next time!

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Redpuppie 4

Are you sure you don't have ehlers danlos/hyper-mobility syndrome I have it and I did the same thing

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lexwilder 16

Welcome to the clutz club!! We meet on Thursdays and we have jackets. Feel better OP

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rmllavaneras 19

I don't know HOW or WHY, but you probably deserved it.

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theamazingman21 8

If you dislocate your toe when you put on socks... then what happens when you put on pants???

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Gillett 23

Ever seen the movie "The New Guy"? BROKE DICK, BROKE DICK!

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False_Stupidity 41

So, you got yourself into a bit of a toe jam and your poor toe got wrenched from its sock-et. Sounds painful and must really sock.

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