By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 041
You deserved it 10 508

Same thing different taste

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he sounds awesome and likable, also he sounds over 13, so you should have left him at home he's old enough

well that was dumb... should have left him home

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if you're fat enough to look pregnant then you have bigger things to worry about. Hehe, I said bigger.

that doesnt mean they should have to go too work parties

xDancer101x 0

yea, I mean if u think the kid won't behave at home or something would happen to him, just imagine him at a boring work party

1) how old is your son? 2) Try Weight Watchers, a diet, something. You can't be that fat.. Unless you ARE pregnant...

If that were my son I would have slapped him

For everyone saying "Get a Babysitter!", what if she can't afford it? Just because she has a job doesn't mean it pays well enough for her to do that. We also don't know how old her son is, so we can't assume he can be alone by himself. Nor do we know about the father's situation; he could have a similarly low paying job, and that's assuming he's even there; she could be a single mom. She may not have had any choice but to bring her son if she wanted to make sure he was OK.

So how old was he, and why didn't you either get a babysitter or just not go if he isn't old enough to be home alone?