Work, Health, Pregnancy, Embarrassing and Customers: Belly bounce!

Belly bounce!

By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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You deserved it 172

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 136

You deserved it 302

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 522

You deserved it 264

By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 766

You deserved it 5 950

By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 041

You deserved it 10 508

By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 002

You deserved it 701

By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30

Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 274

You deserved it 483

By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 728

You deserved it 10 731

By preggo - 01/08/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 331

You deserved it 15 683

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 030

You deserved it 177

By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 2 810

Hangryko 29

Friday 24 May 2024 4:19

That's one of the rudest questions to ask a woman. I'm sorry you experienced that assumption.

DanielaThePialinist 1

Friday 24 May 2024 3:00

I’m sorry that happened to you. That was extremely rude and insensitive of the customer. They don’t know what you could be going through. And regardless of if you’re going through anything, it’s still uncalled for.

Comments

DanielaThePialinist 1

Friday 24 May 2024 3:00

Hangryko 29

Friday 24 May 2024 4:19

That's one of the rudest questions to ask a woman. I'm sorry you experienced that assumption.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 25 May 2024 4:16

Been there. The shirt I was wearing must have looked like a maternity blouse or something (didn't get it from that section, I swear)... and after that comment, it went in the donate pile. That is NOT something you ask a woman unless you absolutely know she's pregnant. And even then it's probably better to just keep your mouth shut unless she brings it up.