By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
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techweed 12

he sounds awesome and likable, also he sounds over 13, so you should have left him at home he's old enough

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Naitras 15

well that was dumb... should have left him home

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marinus_fml 19

Hit the gym fatty. You do realize you will receive no sympathy here right?

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OCDC 9

We can't all be shaped like a uterus.

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lilxsexii 4

Maybe he's telling the truth! And if your fat, work out?

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jess6blondie9 2

Maybe she likes the way she is? How come just because someone is fat, people's response is always "work out." No? They're fine just the way they are, and shouldn't have to change that just because they're son said something embarrassing in front of someone. My gosh.

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persianjr1 7

I think I love you. lol

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wisericky 12

parents need to beat their kids more. kids are ment to be seen, not heard.

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LMAOchic 0

Oh yeah....I bet you've had the FBI on your ass before you douche bag. Kids are meant to be heard, just like black ppl and gay ppl. I mean really...

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TheDustyShaft 0

Clearly if you look at his pic you can see the FBI agents prints.

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xDancer101x 0

#19 JERK ASS!!!

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takemewithy0u 0

Kids are just honest, not much you can do about that!

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AEverydayDouche 1

Lying about her being pregnant isn't that honest is it?

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sweetiffany 0

At least you did the responsible thing and called the babysitter... Oh wait, you didn't.

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nanner6206 24

how do you have privileged information the rest of us don't?

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DalPozzo13 10

Couldve just played along

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AEverydayDouche 1

I totally agree, getting fatter and fatter for nine month and then finally have a liposuction, using her fake maternity leave to heal after the surgery. Everything just works out fine.

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OCDC 9

Then she can just find a random newborn baby she can pass off as her own. NBD

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Megan98 18

Then take a maternity leave( I think that's what it's called)...

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SisyphereanTask 2

Since when are kids invited to office parties? YDI for being inconsiderate and bringing your kid. NB: if kids were invited to the party I retract my previous statement.

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Bluepies 24

Not only does your kid resent you for dragging him to something he didn't wanna go to, your co-workers resent you for bringing a kid to a work party. I honestly wonder what parents really think would happen if they left their kid home alone. What horrible thing do they think their kid would do? They'd probably just watch TV, play video games, and enjoy a rare moment of independence. Do your kid, your co-workers, and yourself a favor and leave the kid home next time.

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penguinazul 13

Depending on how old the child is, if an emergency were to happen, would the child be able to handle situation? That's typically why parents don't like to leave kids home alone.

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jblovee02 0

I'd kill that kid

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QWERTYCommander 5

You deserved it. Do you know how humiliating it is to know that your mom can't trust you being home alone? I would understand if he was under 10 or if your area has a high crime rate (In which case: 1. Hire a sitter. 2. Take extra security measures.), but I don't see any other reason for him to not be home alone.

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