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By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
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Doortje 29

Eww, that's gross :| How could you not have seen it though? It has Xanax written on it.

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Neylin 7

But you didn't realize it when you placed in in your mouth?

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jayz9 0

Probably didnt have his glasses on to tell the difference but that was funny

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Shock16 0

that's something that would end up on a "1000 ways to die"!

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lncrow 2

So? I don't see the big deal.

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Dark_Stream 29

And now we know another reason to not mix Xanax and alcohol. She was luck it was kitty litter, and not something else from the cat box.

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Batterypost 23

The FML mentions nothing about alcohol, it's just the illustrator using that to make it funnier. As you can see, the story is about Xanax, while the illustration is about birth control.

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Brightbulb 39

Thank you! I was starting to wander if I was the only one that didn't think things were lining up. Xanax is a happy/calming greenish-blue capsule from a bottle. It looks nothing like 'the pill'

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jujuthefroggy_fml 16

in fact, the original illustration came with an FML from the french website, who is quite identical to this one , but mention alccool and birth control.... it seems quite strange that the two stories are so close, but the french version , which is the newest, was commented by OP (so it seems it is not just a copy of this one).

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Lovely artwork. I like your drawing style. Such a gross fml though.

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walkingspastic 22

Funny comic and all but xanax isn't a birth control pill...

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