Health: Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers,...

By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Welcome to the Splash Zone!

By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Tis the season to be jolly

By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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Clusterfuck

By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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Twisted107 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:01

looks like you did have one.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

What a dick.

Comments

Twisted107 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:01

looks like you did have one.

JCHammer 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 21:24

Bloodpuke!

ifyouseekamy666 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:37

Today, my friend was going to the doctor's. Trying to be nice, I gave him/her a friendly punch in the stomach. He/she threw up blood all over me. FML

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:12

Yep and he found out for free. Thank your friend for saving you the cost of a visit to the doctor.

Dmars444 4

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:40

quit bitching, at least it wasn't a kidney!

Necromal 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 8:32

61 good song title!

rainbowpikachus 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:19

#65 lmao that would be disgusting!

Zambaku 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:50

Was it a "friendly punch", or a "HULK SMASH!"

gress269 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:26

112 I love you forever now. I actually lold when I read that. Then did it myself in real life. And played the scenario over in my head.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

What a dick.

DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:56

Whoop his/her ass!!!

xMaNNiNGx119 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:32

^ Giggity

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:31

Today, I experienced testicular torsion for the first time. As a way of wishing me good luck, my best friend kicked me in the balls. FML

Northside6934 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

lmao that fucken sucks.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:03

Did your friend know where/why you were going? If so, he's an idiot.

therealdavid 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:06

either way, he clearly punched him pretty hard, so he's a jerk either way. just a bigger one if he knew where he was going.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:10

Nah, OP said a friendly punch. So I think under normal circumstances it wouldn't have been that bad.

Heliol 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:51

Still, wishing someone luck when they've been having stomach problems by punching them in the stomach is pretty f*ing stupid. It's common sense not to, of which that guy obviously has none. It's still an fml for the op, doesn't matter if it was some stupid friend accidently causing it or not.

Heliol 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:57

And it sounds like the friend knew where/why the guy was going. It would be weird to wish someone luck without first asking why. And friendly punches between boys can sometimes be pretty hard. I knew some guys in high school that hit each other very hard, sometimes even as a joke in the crotch, and it was still considered friendly. That guy was probably just being an ass and acting like the op was a baby for complaining about a stomach problem and so he punched him in the stomach.