Intimacy: Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend....

By rained - 02/02/2009 05:44 - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Take the hint

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML

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Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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Not worth it

By Reebee - 27/09/2017 01:30

Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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yennichan 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 16:34

wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

Amydoll 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:57

When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a *******... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.

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yennichan 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 16:34

wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:30

sounds like a keeper to me. don't be so shallow. at least he didn't splooge in your eyes

CaptSkippy 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:47

^win

Delinas 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:16

ahahahaha stop trying to pick her up you horny bastards. its pretty pittiful

troyboyd05 0

Friday 9 April 2010 5:29

It's pitiful you can't spell pitiful.

superman73 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:05

lol stop your bitching this happens to me all the time lol

Haelous 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:46

@11 QFT. He should've invited her. I would feel like a complete douche if I did that. In fact, I would know I'm a douche.

Amydoll 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:57

When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a *******... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.

sixspades 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:02

If it were me and it was almost time to meet em I would have invited her If it wasn't close to time yet I would have told em somethin else has come up and then spend the whole time pleasing each other Maybe even done it in the rain ;)

phunk 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 22:06

#27 QFT

jasdog2244 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 6:56

what a jerk kick him out of your life just like he kicked you out of his house you deserve better

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 6:08

DUMP THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boogie99 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:57

yeah if he didn't know you were coming over then you should realize he might have of had other plans but ya gave em head hun what r u gunna do? idn that whole scenario seems weird to me rethink ur shit