By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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ambowew 7

He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.

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Slice_of_Life_fml 0

It doesn't matter how I see it, but anytime I see or hear "how rude"...I get instant flashbacks of Stephanie on Full House.

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Kn0wledge123 21

^^You got it, dude.

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aquariusangel420 0

Next boyfriend please that's not right you deserve someone sooooooo much better **** THAT WASTE!!!

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mozeltov 7

^please, grammar was invented for a reason.

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hagenmat000 0

look at his pic, he's a dumbass

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littlemissFYL 5

^^ it smells like ..WOOD!

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leeshxx 3

word of advice for you. don't make stupid ******* comments for attention. retard

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agsilver 14

take your own advice tech"weed addicted"

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fisheatsbear 6

now hold on here, no need to be harsh. I'm sure techweed means it in the best way possible.

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YacL 15

Prank call status: Success. But seriously though, that was pretty shitty of him.

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ragzy 7

FYL OP, can't say I'm not slightly amused though as this spinds like something I would have done when younger. I just hope he's sorry!

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fisheatsbear 6

*tosses donuts in the rain while listening to heavy metal*

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ragzy 7

please let me know if I'm getting on the wrong side of you Raine!!

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leeshxx 3

so this cryout for attention of fifth should be changed into something a bit more interesting. sirin I'm looking at you :)

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Kn0wledge123 21

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Hide_Yo_Kids 0

43 did you just moderate yourself?

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Kn0wledge123 21

{answer moderated}

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RaineLee 5

Guys, I was trying to make my comment match #5's username.

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ambowew 7

He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.

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miserypoison 13

that's not the way the cookie is suppose to crumble..

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iLazy 0

Not unless it gets soaked in water or milk, then eaten in one bite

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BugsBunny1 4

Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.

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BugsBunny1 4

Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.

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thebestof1984 0

So much for being a loving girlfriend!

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xtacticalswarmx 0

At least you tried. But so much for being the loving girlfriend that you are. I would appreciate if my girlfriend was that way. On another note, why wasn't he with you, or vice versa?

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anorexicbarbie 8

Two people in a relationship don't need to be together all of the time.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

....When did this come about? I thought two people in a relationship were ALWAYS supposed to be together? -.- Thank you so much, for pointing out my ignorance.

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