Intimacy: Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend....

By rained - 02/02/2009 05:44 - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Take the hint

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML

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Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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Not worth it

By Reebee - 27/09/2017 01:30

Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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yennichan 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 16:34

wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

Amydoll 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:57

When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a *******... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.

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BrEnNo1023 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:08

yeah, because you have fuckwits like this guy (sorry guiseppi, i'm throwing caution to the wind for the sake of my argument :P ) who **** women around and treat them like meat, and they're the ones who are getting all the affection, whereas decent properly mannered and caring guys get called ******* and nerds and faggots. So many FMLs on this website are of dysfunctional people in relationships they don't deserve. FthisWorld

WTF_its_emmy 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:20

YID FOR GIVING HIM A BJ LIKE EWW. I RATHER EAT SUM1 OUT =D its better & funner & dicks are eww -_- ; hun turn qay =)

bom_bom 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 3:36

he should drop eveything for her....come on girls need to have more power over their boyfriends...i say jump , my boyfriend jumps...AND FOR THAT , YOU NEED TO RESPECT YOUSELF SO HE DOES TOO