Love: Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work....

By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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hk_fml 9

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:39

What a douche. Dump him!

dRose22 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:18

Some boyfriend you have

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BadDayz 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:16

First!

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:56

The guys got a great sense of humor.... You should be lucky to know someone like that. FYL for putting this on here

ahti546 11

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:09

wow what an asshole.. dump his ass, he obviously cares more about his own image than about you

dRose22 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:18

Some boyfriend you have

RR05 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:44

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justmyfreakinluc 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:48

still he was being a dick

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:29

It's not being noble if he can't take the possible backlash. The point of such acts is that you do them in spite of risk/what others think.

CFR 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:09

What the **** is up with this #7?: "news flash, maybe the OP is a really pathetic person and the guy is being noble giving her a chance even though everybody else hates her" WHAT?? She was just wet from walking in the rain! Most guys wouldn't complain! They have wet T-shirt contests all the time, and you never hear one of the guys there saying "I can't be seen with you like that"! *shakes head* Unless your boyfriend was joking OP, he sucks.

TooBored13 0

Monday 9 November 2009 8:50

OP deserves it for dating someone so conceited. If I was dating someone and they did that to me, it would be over, right then.

billyhirvine09 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 9:14

ydi for getting wet

Evelynn84 6

Monday 16 May 2011 9:46

How is that being noble if he's AFRAID to be seen with her? He sounds like a douchebag. Drop him & find someone who gives a shit. He doesn't sound like he's worth the hassle.