By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

It's YOUR driveway, run them over with your car.

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thatshot808 6

If your family tree doesn't fork, then you might be a redneck

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DocBastard 38

They DO have rednecks in the UK. They're called Scots.

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brianjman14 22

Unless you're being sarcastic, in that case, I apologize for my rudeness.

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DocBastard 38

Brianjman - you've been around here long enough to know damn well that 99.9% of what I say is sarcastic.

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stevenJB 25

I'm with you jumber10!

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brianjman14 22

Haha, yeah, guess I got carried away, my apologies. I didn't see it was your comment until I posted mine.

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msjoyfull84 0

What do you call a Scotsman with more than one girlfriend?................ Sheep herder.

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monnanon 13

Oye, I think you'll find most of us are redheaded :)

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ThatGuyRory 9

I'm Scottish, and i can assure you the closest thing to 'Red Necks' are Chavs. They're an epidemic around the UK.

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lizh_fml 9

You are quite clearly not Scottish as in Scotland they are called neds. Chavs are English

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chubby_choco 17

25, I officially love your post. XD

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rubberduckie94 13

No wonder they threw a rock through your window if you refer to them as inbred

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moomoomeow2 7

I hope the kid will get the punishment he deserves!

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AlexRen 21

What no sleeping with his sister haha.

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MrSassypants 33

Dad - "This time, you have to sleep on the top bunk and your sister on the bottom bunk!" Son - "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME??!!"

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msjoyfull84 0

Sounds like the beginning of a prank war to me, fill their car with water.

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perdix 29

Make your idiot neighbour and his sister-wife pay for your window and then let them sort out from which of their troglodytic, mouth-breathing brood to extract the cash.

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fLYinGgoOsE360 3

The two neighboring families are arguing over who broke the window, not the kids of one neighboring family.

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perdix 29

Your interpretation may be a bit more plausible than mine, but mine is more entertaining. I prefer the image of the brother-husband arguing with his sister-wife while their brood of cross-eyed (boss-eyed), slack-jawed, hairy-knuckle-dragging Neanderthals shuffle about randomly in Brownian motion.

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arvale8802 1

At least you know it's one of em. Better then not having a clue as to who did it

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Meesersuperman1 4

Damn white trailer trash rednecks. I hate them. So gross and dirty.

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Schiffy 18

Tell them to either shut up or split the cost for repairs.

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