By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
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lysx84 24

Religious nuts anger me. They make for the most frustrating conversation.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

"Don't think" should be their new motto, imo. FYL

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Shadow_Phantom 26

"Don't think" should be their new motto, imo. FYL

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Also, to specify I know not all of you are crazy like the OP's mother. Just... sometimes I think a lot of people are alive only because it's simply illegal to kill them. >_o

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kaprookie 3

Wow OP... People like your mother are what is wrong with the world

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jwade11 12

My father is kind of like this. He believes everything in the bible is accurate information and everything I say otherwise is bs. There are many similar stories like the ones in the bible. Stories that other religions have come up with. It seems like every religion is basically teaching along the same lines minus some little details here and there. It's hard to know what is actually true. But going off the bible 100% and disregarding any other information is ignorant.

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HetaliaFreak 10

Instant oatmeal? IT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE, TO HELL WITH IT!!

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HetaliaFreak 10

Instant oatmeal? IT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE, TO HELL WITH IT!!

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JenniferTheDark 0

This is more of an MLIA than an FML. I guess it depends how you look at things...

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deviable 9

Then refuse to listen to her. I'm sure you can find a nice cozy home for her early retirement.

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lysx84 24

Religious nuts anger me. They make for the most frustrating conversation.

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effedml 5

34 - I commend the spirit of your request, but this will only lead to trouble. See comment #11.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

This is definitely not the place for religious debating as it has already devolved to name-calling and comments will be closed.

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effedml 5

Key phrase: "as long as no one..." The problem is that someone WILL & it'll all fall apart after that. Better to just refrain from religious debates & respect that people will believe whatever they want.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

I think people believe what they want to, so if they can live forever by worshiping some god/Jesus than they will, I just hate people who push their beliefs on me since I'm atheist

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Buttsexpirate 9

It's like arguing with a brick wall covered with God's hand waving a big, giant finger of disapproval in your face.

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Beebow_fml 5

I do the same, but with Lord of the Rings. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Agree to disagree. Save your logic for someone who is open to it. Look up "The Happy Guy" by NOFX.

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DjeePee 24

Ah, my parents are the same, so I can feel your pain. The best thing you can do, is simply avoid (theo)logical discussions. She probably will not give up her ideas, you probably will not give up yours, so it's a pointless fight. Just avoid it. (I'm wondering how long it will take before this FML will be deactivated))

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effedml 5

I can't wait for it to happen. I'm surprised it made it this far.

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