Animals: Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat....

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:37

Oh my god, ha-ha, thank you! I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D

kitz 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:22

HAHAHAHA! Dude that made me laugh hard, thanks ^ ^

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oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:29

LMAO. i nearly peeed. XD ahaha

loadintrucks 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 4:43

HAHAHA your ROFLKITTY is hiden in tha dirtz

ohfahq 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 15:49

I laughed so hard at this I farted

Spiffidragon 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:46

That's so horrible! And yet... So hilarious!! Good job #1! I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard!!!!

spd2fst4u 5

Saturday 29 May 2010 5:22

you should left it so a wondering animal coulda dug it up and ripped it to pieces all over your lawn. ;-)

gymxboom 0

Monday 31 May 2010 22:15

lmao funniest fml ever

whitehawk_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:50

I like the booties idea i say do it 2piss her off

pippymiskers 4

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:46

hahahahaha! drunkenly

Kevinandsteve 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 14:04

Ahahaahahahah lol, best thing ever!

andreezy273 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 7:24

wrong use of "it's" just saying you need the possessive "its" and not the contraction.

Asscake 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:02

er, no. it's = (something belongs to) it the legs belong to the cat.

fmylyre 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:11

it's = it is. dumbass.

nygirl8302 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 7:00

er...no. IT'S is a contraction. it means IT IS. ITS is the correct, possessive form...what the hell is the matter with this country that you don't know something as simple as that? By the way, if you're going to say something in reply to someone, next time, make sure you don't sound stupid.